Excuse FAIL: Ashley Cole’s Sexy Texts

And... another one bites the dust. (Rio, we'll get to you in a minute.) But for now, let's examine the public relations fail that somehow advised the very married Ashley Cole to explain away sending photos of his penis to a glamour model in this manner:

He was "larking about".

Alone.

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