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Nani -Gentleman, we can rebuild him!
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Manchester United have found the cure to their cash-flow problems by announcing a new genetic
engineering programme to build the perfect winger for the future.
Cells from Park Ji-Sung and Nani have been carefully extracted and are being painstakingly
synthesised by Rio Ferdinand, who has used his lengthy stretches on the sidelines to study for his
genetic engineering badges at the internationally renowned Centre of Excellence in Moston.