DC United re-signs aging, bloated penalty kick specialist

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Also known as Jamie Moreno, the William Shatner of MLS. Not only that, he gives a really, really awkward interview about being back.

First of all, much respect to Moreno for all the goals, but my mental image from last season is of him sauntering around the field until one of his teammates won a penalty kick, at which point he'd take the kick, bury it, and then do his old-man shuffle back to the center line.

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