Sniff, sniff ... Is that real trouble we smell at D.C. United?

Two quick follow-ups on this morning's dispatch on diversity, a concept that doesn't suck at all.

First, see how you can get in trouble when you don't practice safe diversity, kids? What was Vanity Fair thinking?

And then there is occasional need to "diversify," which is "diversity's" naughty little cousin.

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