Premier League Name Translator: #7 Illustrious Bronze Moon

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name Stoke's token luxury player has a luxury name to match. OTP reader Can Ozmen has very kindly offered up this translation. He jokes: "Fitting name for an Apache leader, isn't it?" Quite, although Big Chief Sittingonthebench might be more [.