NOW I’m pissed

To requote one of our guest columnists almost word for word That was not the kind of atmosphere I was expecting to re-kick-off my column under.

We all know that thing about not judging a book by its cover. Clearly, that doesn't apply to Tevez. Then again, he's no book.

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