James Beattie seeks reward for poor performances with transfer to RBS

James Beattie has today issued a 'come and get me' plea to The Royal Bank of Scotland after admitting he feels his time at Stoke City is drawing to an end. When asked where he sees himself come the end of the January transfer window, the burly front-man replied "being showered with money whilst I watch poor people cry at the tips of my fine Italian shoes.