He’s Rolando, not Ronaldo!

Manchester United are said to be chasing Porto defender Rolando. Many have mistaken his name for "Ronaldo", but folks, there was only one Ronaldo at Old Trafford and he's gone. Sir Alex Ferguson is going crazy due to his defense worries. Rio's fitness worries and a bust up with Vidic (which I believe was a grapevine) have forced both these defenders to be out of action.