Man Utd’s sensational £80m clear out, Man City want Younes Kaboul

Dimitar sulked after the kitman refused to sew pockets into his shorts

Rumour No.1: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is set to put a number of his star players up for sale in an attempt to rejuvenate his squad in the wake of a number of stale performances this season, not least the toothless outing against Leeds last week.

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