New Year Baby’s Resolutions For US Soccer Stars

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Hey, how's it going? I'm the New Year's Baby. Aren't I adorable? Of course I am. I'm a freaking baby. Well, anyways, I would like to share some of the New Year's Resolutions I have come up with for three US Soccer stars. Now, I know what you are thinking: "Yeah right, kid, you can't even wipe your own ass, but you are going to tell three of the best athletes in the US how to play the beautiful game?

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