The Sweeper: Snow Days in Europe

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Driving through the snow in Chicago this weekend, I was reminded of why Sepp Blatter is batshit crazy when he thinks we should be playing winter soccer here in the United States. As MLS Commissioner Don Garber pointedly told Sepp, Chicago is Moscow in December, and they're not playing much soccer in Russia right now either.

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