Felipe Melo Is A Golden Piece Of Garbage

'Twas a Portuguese-speaking sweep of the podium at this year's Bidone d'Oro (Golden Trash Can for Serie A's worst flop) awards, with Juventus' big-moneyed signing taking home the big trophy. (Presumably there isn't an actual trophy, nor could the radio station get all three players to show up and collect their non-awards, but we [.