Weekend Match Guide: Keane’s shark eyes edition

The matches to watch after you realize Ian Holloway is right about Roy Keane's shark eyes being the scariest thing ever.

Saturday

Chelsea v Everton at Stamford Bridge Both sides limp into this rematch of last season's FA Cup final. Chelsea will hopefully try not to make Ancelotti "really, really mad" again.

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