An inexperience of a lifetime

Anyway, I'm back again. I spent the weekend looking after small children, and as anyone who looks after small children can attest, there's not a lot of scope for blogging on the side when you're in charge. Not a lot of scope for anything, in truth.

So I looked on at the Stoke win in semi-detachment, marvelling in the main at the ability of Andrei Arshavin (5ft 7½in) to lead the line.