Zlatan Is Having A Better Week Than You – Unless Your Name Is Lionel Messi, That Is.

This Zlatan Ibrahimovic character is having quite the week for a substitute. After playing the hero in a substitute's appearance against slightly disliked opponent Real Madrid, he was left on the bench for the midweek trip to Andalusia and the fixture against Xerez, which is Spanish for "how are they in the top division again?