Jimmy Conrad, pray that death will come quickly

Is it too late to talk about this? I mean, I know that everyone on the soccer interwebs has been taking turns beating on it with a baseball bat, but there's got to be something left for me:

And then I read a book that detailed the history of Linux. And upon finishing the book, I had an epiphany.

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