Inter Milan: Cocktail Party Fashion Traumas

In what looks to be the world's worst attended/dressed cocktail party, here's the Inter boys on hand for photo duty at the official club store's publicity hoopla this weekend.

Wesley Sneijder was the only player to bring a female tag-a-long, and Thiago Motta was channeling his inner Kriss Kross at the non-alcoholic (what the?