Weekend Match Guide: Clasico boxing edition

The matches to watch after you realize that Carles Puyol and Raul Albiol pretending to box neither pumps you up for El Clasico nor does it help the image of footballers as pansies.

Saturday

Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur at Villa Park Prediction: Spurs won't win 9-1 like they did last week against Wigan and Jermain Defoe won't score five goals all by himself.