David Beckham Will Not Be Going to South Africa

Hello.� My name is Fabio Capello.� Over the past 18 months, I have been hailed as the savior of English football.� Under my stewardship, England easily qualified for the World Cup Finals next year in South Africa.� Granted, our qualifying group was fantastically weak, and in our friendlies against other big nations like Spain and Brazil we have come out second best, but no matter.