Another FIFA meeting

Sepp Blatter removing his iPod and looking around at the boardroom.

" We had a flare up in the Middle East. And something that Roy Keane got very excited about. Yes, yes, I know that thing about ..... pocket money too."

Gets a call on his cell phone.

"Hello.

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