EXCLUSIVE-ISH: Silent Stan snaps up nags for RVP miracle cure
by JAMES CURTIS The news this afternoon is that Stan Kroenke has ditched plans to invest in further shares at Arsenal by the end of the month, instead choosing to wait until the new year to take his shareholding to the magic 29.99% figure.
This is because Silent Stan has plunged $1 million into a Montana ranch thought to be 10,000 acres and containing 4,000 horses, in an effort to rear as much placenta as possible after yet another Arsenal player has fallen short to an ankle injury.
Arsenal Insider @ Nov 18, 2009 7:17 AM EST | Blog Profile
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