Arsenal to Make Shock £4m January Move for Real Madrid Veteran Van Nistelrooy?!

Old horse face heading back to the Premier League?

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Arsène Wenger will protect Arsenal's title challenge against further injury by air-lifting Herita Ilunga from West Ham and then heading over to Real Madrid to evacuate none other than Martin Keown's old mucker, Ruud van Nistelrooy.