The Offside’s Utterly Unofficial Awards for the “Eastern” Conference Finals

Final score 0-0 aet, RSL takes it on penalties, 5-4. First, just like last year, we have to go with the "AMERICANS: A GEOGRAPHICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE award," (given last year under a different name to): MLS. So...yeah. Salt Lake. In the Eastern Conference finals. Why am I getting visions of MLS Commissioner Don [.