Style Files: Jamie O’Hara and Danielle Lloyd

Many footballers find that expressing themselves creatively on the pitch simply isn't enough.

And so, they turn to denim. Again and again.

Whilst we try to figure out just what exactly is going on with Jamie O'Hara's jeans, perhaps you could weigh in on a) Danielle Lloyd's hairband disguised as hair and b) whether you would go for black & white horizontals yourself?