Battle for Los Angeles - LIVE not really

Well, I'm at home for reasons that would bore the hell out of you, might as well fake liveblog it.

Preceding program - Who Killed the USFL? Fascinating. Probably not what an MLS fan wants to see.

Wow, a sellout! I mean, David Beckham. Not attendance. I talk a lot about how illegitimate Chivas USA is, how bad they are for MLS, how bad they are for soccer, and what a great day it will be when they finally dry up and blow away.