Won't You Take Me To....Funky Town? PLUS: New League To Play Euro Schedule?

So OK, let's get this one out of the way up front:




Does Onstad throw his shoulder at Montero? Obviously yes.

Does Montero drop to the ground like he just took a .50 cal round to the head? Obviously yes.

Does Onstand then do the "I'm checking to see if my face is bleeding" act like he's Chuck Wepner or something?