Weekly Dose 30.10.09

I pulled a Jupp Heynckes this week and thus the following links will have to make do for the moment.

• Louis van Gaal is not a god. He's a jazz singer. (YouTube)
• Football's winning formula revealed: give the ball to the other team and lose all your challenges. (Ballspiel)
• Mainz 05 are starting to build a global fanbase.