Jokerwocky

I won't revisit the sorry stats of the week so ably narrated by Matt Wayne, so here's an autumn poem to lift your spirits... ‘Twas gloomy and Predictors woes Did slide and simbre in their ale All tipsy from their highs and lows, Much bemoaned with outrage. "Beware the Jokerwock my son! The smile that's white, the olive thatch Beware the Penguin [.

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