Newcastle United Owner Calls Off Sale and Names Permanent Manager (Finds Time to Eat Lard Also)

Mr Ashley manages to make two decisions in one morning and still finds time to consume as much lard as possible.

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Chris Hughton has been named as the permanent manager of Newcastle, while the Magpies have also been taken off the market.