Swine Flu — BWFC Cash In

Always ready to make a few quid (usually on eBay) Bolton Wanderers have responded quickly to the news outbreak that swine flu is infecting the English Premier League with BWFC branded face masks selling at a reasonable £14.99.

Instead of singing 'stand up if you hate man u' perhaps 'a–choo if you hate swine flu' could be a topical song that could be sung when Bolton travel down south for their League Cup clash against Chelsea.