Truth in mask wordage

Giampaolo Pazzini celebrates his goal in Sampdoria's 4-1 win over Bologna just one week after suffering a broken nose and being told he would be out for a month.

His protective mask fittingly describes him as "crazy."

Inspired by this form of injury-induced expression, Cristiano Ronaldo has already decided that if he ever breaks his nose, his mask will read: "effeminate.