Tee Hee

Steven Gerrard AND Fernando Torres are injured for Liverpool's trip to Sunderland.

Mayday Mayday Engine 1 is out. Crap Engine 2 is out as well. We're going down. We're going down. Eject Eject!

Liverpool is pretty piss poor without one of the two. With both gone and Darren Bent scoring goals for fun, it would take a brave man or a fool to bet on a Liverpool point even.