Cristiano Ronaldo to retire within four months!

You heard it here first! Unless you have been on the dailymail site prior� to this which would make us second. But a worthy second I reckon.

And I hear you saying HOW? How could Ronaldo, the current World player of the year, be retiring in four months time. Well apparently a witch has placed a hex on the former Man Utd man after a former girlfriend hired him (lol, a man witch, gay).