Chiambretti Night Strikes Again!

Many have been mesmerized by the sensual dancers on Italian TV show Chiambretti Night, but no one enjoyed it as much as Uncle Carlo! We don't know what's going on "behind" but someone bring a bucket of water, per favore!

Also, Chelski's coach has made it clear that he does not want to be on the same table as Jose Mourinho if UEFA ever decides to hold one of those awkward gala dinners that Pele ever so enjoys.