Baby talk

Coleen Rooney not only pledged to have her baby (due anytime now) naturally, but says she's doing it on the National Health Service rather than privately. For those unfamiliar with the thrill of sitting in an NHS hospital waiting room with broken-nose drunks, chicken-bone-stuck-in-the-throat drunks and other such injured-due-to-intoxication drunks, this is a truly noble quest.