Fabio Cannavaro: Tastes Like Honey*

Juve team-mates Nicola Legrottaglie and Fabio Cannavaro. Image via Getty.

There are some stories we've always assumed we would never write:

"Victoria Beckham laughs giddily, smiles widely during press call."

"Nemanja Vidic admits he is scared of the dark."

Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro failing a drugs test falls into this category.