Arsenal Linked with Move for £8m Crouch/Benzema Hybrid Hoarau!

Wenger interested in French hotshot.

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Imagine if, using some kind of hi-tech gene-splicing machine, you could create a hybrid of two of Europe's top strikers and vastly different ones at that. We have a theory that this may be what they're upto over in France.

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