Jack Warner: Give Me The Queen, Some Free Stuff and 10 Man Teams

It turns out that Don Garbers' big speech to the Leaders in Football conference at Stamford Bridge which Dan - well, EVISCERATED? SLAPPED AROUND? POOPED ON? - OK, wrote about yesterday was just the warmup act.

Like the un-legendary Tom Dreesen, who made a fortune being the warmup act for Frank Sinatra, our Beloved Commissioner worked the audience, allowing the waiters to clear the dishes and the patrons to make a quick run to the johns so that no one would miss a second of the featured act:


Jack Warner.

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