Sergio Ramos: A Translation

Ah, The Ramos. What a complex creature. Between his green jeans, mandals and hair gallery that should be featured in the Guinness Book of World Records, he's made us laugh, cry and yearn for topless photos to stop the migraines. Since we have no new he-of-the-topless pics, we'll settle for this Ramos classic talk-to-the-hand shot instead.