HARRY REDKNAPP TO CO-HOST BRITAIN'S GOT THE POP FACTOR AND POSSIBLY A NEW CELEBRITY JESUS CHRIST SOAPSTAR SUPERSTAR STRICTLY ON ICE

Sources have been informing our trading team that Tottenham Hotspur manager, Harry Redknapp, is leaving the club after the match against Bolton Wanderers this afternoon.

Contrary to the rampant rumours circulating yesterday, Redknapp will not be returning to former club Portsmouth as there would likely be a lynching for the Fake Freeperson of the City.