The TTO: Neven Subotic v Sebastian Kehl

There's hella thigh talent within the Bundesliga: Luca Toni & Mario Gomez are two fine examples. This week, we're featuring a team you might not be able to locate on a map but will want to anyway.

Borussia Dortmund.

No clue. But damn it, we're up for this.

Our TTO meat market participants for today are hair chameleon Neven Subotic and the German Mickey Blue Eyes Sebastian Kehl.