Product Shill: Gerard Pique for Rosich Joiers UPDATED

We sincerely hope that one day all marketers will realise the true value in using a half-nekkid footballer to sell products to women.

For example, if there was some sort of click-to-buy service attached to these images from jeweller Rosich Joiers, we would currently be the proud owner of several leather-look blazers, a bed, a white ladder and all the beaded bracelets our shaking-with-glee little wrists could carry.