Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. GARY CALDWELL YOU ARE TRULY THE WORST CAPTAIN EVER!!!!!! FIRST YOU SCORED ON ME IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THEN YOU ARGUED WITH ME DURING LAST WEEKEND'S MATCH!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE A WORSE TEAM LEADER IS IF YOU GAVE US ALL HERPES AND FORFEITED EVERY MATCH!