Dear Paul Delgadillo,

Mr. Delgadillo... Paul... May I call you Paul? I saw you at the game last night, Paul. You were amazing. I have never seen a referee possess so much grace and charm. You command respect from the soccer world, and the soccer world obliges.

Are you aware of your greatness? When you put on your uniform and look in the mirror, do you gaze upon yourself with the same admiration as I do?