No choking in MLS this week

Here in Los Angeles, there's a minimum level of fame you must have in order to get away with a serious crime. We call it the Phil Spector Scale. It's sort of like the Mendoza Line, but for murderers.

Well, MLS apparently has a similar line, and at least a couple of Galaxy players are well above it.

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