Stoppage time blues

"It's always been a shortcoming of football that it only last 90 minutes." -- Martin Tyler. Or, if you're Sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester United 96 minutes. Before delving into the grassy knoll at Old Trafford, let me make a point of contrast. As I type this I'm watching the New England Patriots/New York Jets NFL game and feel my brain power slowly being sapped by the constant drone of analyst