Berbatov is…The Continental

Well hello there.

I see you've caught me taking a Berba-beauty nap in the middle of a match. Actually, I don't see because I am asleep, but in the dream state I am currently enjoying I imagine that you have, in fact, caught me. And that you're nude. And that I'm nude. And that my cousin Timitar is holding a live salmon that sings like Cher.