Are. You. Kidding. Me?

Some games you win. Some games you lose. Some games you lose when you should have won, and visa versa. And some games, like today's game between us and Chivas, are games when you should hide in an ally and lie in wait. And when the other team walks by, you knock it out with chroloform, throw it in the trunk of your car, drive it into the mountains, and leave it where nobody will ever, ever find it.