The TTO: Jermain Defoe v Niko Kranjcar

These days we're finding it hard to be totally thighjective, Kickettes.

So, to keep your life thighly entertaining, we've switched up the format a tad. Gawking and salivating are still welcomed and definitely encouraged. However, please let's do our best to keep all of the "Um, like OMG, he totally ran train through all of ITV/C4's reality stars" comments to ourselves.

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