Frank Lampard: Pounding the Pavement

Let us set the scene: you're having a great hair day. Your underwear matches. You ate a mint mere seconds ago. Then you see Frank Lampard approaching on the pavement. Would you:

a) Feign indifference, ignore him and continue your high street strut to do sort out your banking and other errands;

b) Smile in a flirty way, and carry on walking;